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uglyfatkid
Ugly, fat and kiddish...
Created on 2005-10-27 09:46:05 (#8648434), last updated 2006-05-07
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Basic Info| Birthdate: | 07-23 |
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| Location: | Westerville, OH |
| Website: | www.shapelessmass.com |
BioLet's see. I live in Westerville, Ohio on Hempstead Court. The people who live in the house to my left (if you're facing my house) don't like me very much. The house to my right is occupied by the various members of Public Enemy.
Flava Flav is a nice guy and Chuck D. asked me to baby-sit their hamsters while they go on tour.
I'm frequently asked if people can send me money. If they sent me money, it would just go to waste on things like spackle and paper clip monsters. Instead, go to the store and buy a shirt. Wear it in public and withstand the beatings you will get for doing so. If you want to help out the site, LINK IT UP. Tell people about it. I won't be happy until my ugly, fat face is on the Today Show. After all of that, if you still insist on giving me money, knowing full well it would be more sensible to put that hard-earned dough in a savings account, you can use this handy-dandy Pay Pal thingamajig to send me your funds. I appreciate it.
I get in trouble with the cops a lot and I think it's because they don't understand I'm really a beautiful butterfly about to emerge from the cocoon of Capitalist oppression. And also I tend to set fire to things. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
It has been suggested that I seek therapy. In a way, that's what this weblog is. Therapy. A way to vent and pose and ponder and espouse and maybe, just maybe, touch someone, somewhere, in a clean, platonic way that leaves them feeling wetter. And I mean that.
I want to be a James Bond evil super villain when I grow up. Or perhaps a pony.
And I love you.
Flava Flav is a nice guy and Chuck D. asked me to baby-sit their hamsters while they go on tour.
I'm frequently asked if people can send me money. If they sent me money, it would just go to waste on things like spackle and paper clip monsters. Instead, go to the store and buy a shirt. Wear it in public and withstand the beatings you will get for doing so. If you want to help out the site, LINK IT UP. Tell people about it. I won't be happy until my ugly, fat face is on the Today Show. After all of that, if you still insist on giving me money, knowing full well it would be more sensible to put that hard-earned dough in a savings account, you can use this handy-dandy Pay Pal thingamajig to send me your funds. I appreciate it.
I get in trouble with the cops a lot and I think it's because they don't understand I'm really a beautiful butterfly about to emerge from the cocoon of Capitalist oppression. And also I tend to set fire to things. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
It has been suggested that I seek therapy. In a way, that's what this weblog is. Therapy. A way to vent and pose and ponder and espouse and maybe, just maybe, touch someone, somewhere, in a clean, platonic way that leaves them feeling wetter. And I mean that.
I want to be a James Bond evil super villain when I grow up. Or perhaps a pony.
And I love you.
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arson, ayn rand, butter, cannibalism, carl sagan, cottage cheese, geese, glue guns, john travolta, noam chomsky, oysters, paint guns, paper mache, pasteurized milk, ronald reagan, rubber cement, shoguns, sleepwalking, spandex, stapleguns, syrup, ten gallon hats, the mars volta, tire irons, waffle irons, waffles, water guns, yogurt curds
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